deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

whiteboywaves:

i thought adam levine and avril lavigne were the same person for a long time but they all white i guess

blackromney:

blackromney:

whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap

excellent answers, thank u friends

I would love to say
that you
make me
weak in the knees
but
to be quite upfront
and completely
truthful
you
make my body
forget
it has knees
at all. Derrick Brown, Love Language (via weatherbeatensoul)

sun-se:

vanessa hudgens wears flower crowns and cool sandals and crop tops and goes to music festivals with her hot boyfriend that is how i want to live

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts